To qualify this, I find poo amusing.
thefanboy{.lj-user} and the BoyBandSuperhero came up with this one
last night while celebrating their many successes of the day by standing
around in Indigo. They were teasing me about my lovelife.
“He’s fallen for you, you know. Fallen like a Poo into the Toilet Bowl
of Love.”
I think it’s funny anyway